The Gabbattoir

Terms & Conditions

Last updated: 18 November 2025

Welcome to The Gabbattoir, a lovingly hand-crafted cricket-prediction game created by a small band of enthusiasts. By using this website ("the Service"), you agree to these Terms.

1. Who We Are

The Gabbattoir is operated by The Gabbattoir Team, an informal unincorporated group.

For all enquiries:

📧 [email protected]

2. Using the Service

You agree not to:

  • hack, tamper with, or disrupt the Service;
  • upload anything abusive or defamatory;
  • copy, reverse-engineer, or otherwise disembowel our scoring system;
  • run commercial services through the platform without permission.

We reserve the right to suspend access for misuse.

3. Who Can Play

Everyone is welcome.

If you're under 16, please ensure a parent or guardian knows you're here.

4. Predictions, Scoring & Prizes

The Gabbattoir is a game of skill, interpretation, judgment and weather forecasting.

We do our best to operate the game fairly, but:

  • rules may evolve;
  • scoring decisions are final;
  • match data may sometimes lag or glitch;
  • the site is not guaranteed to be online 24/7.

Prizes

From time to time depending on how generous we are feeling we may award physical trophies to winners.

  • Free to enter
  • No purchase necessary
  • No cash value and no cash alternative
  • Awarded entirely at our discretion

The Gabbattoir is not a gambling service, competition platform, or commercial prize draw.

5. Intellectual Property

Everything on the site (text, rules, commentary, branding, scoring and general weirdness) belongs to The Gabbattoir Team.

You may not copy or republish material without permission.

Your predictions stay yours, but by submitting them you allow us to use them to operate and improve the game.

6. Limits of Liability

We try very hard, but we can't promise:

  • uninterrupted service;
  • error-free operation;
  • perfect match data;
  • eternal preservation of your hard-earned points or trophies.

To the extent permitted by law, we are not liable for loss of data, missed points, leaderboard humiliation, or any indirect or consequential losses.

Nothing excludes liability we cannot legally exclude (e.g., fraud).

7. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Significant changes will be announced on the site.

8. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of England & Wales.

Disputes go to the courts of England & Wales.

The Gabbattoir

Privacy Policy

Last updated: 18 November 2025

We take privacy seriously (despite not taking ourselves seriously).

This policy explains what data we collect, why we collect it, and what we do with it.

1. Who We Are

The data controller is:

The Gabbattoir Team

📧 [email protected]

We are an unincorporated group running the site as a non-commercial, hobby project (though with occasional fantasies of one day being acquired by a billionaire cricket obsessive or Test match-focused media conglomerate).

2. What Data We Collect

Information you provide

  • Email address, name and username
  • Your predictions
  • Messages or enquiries you send us

Information collected automatically

  • IP address
  • Browser/device info
  • Basic usage analytics
  • Essential cookies needed for site functionality

We do not intentionally collect sensitive personal data.

3. How We Use Your Data

We use your data to:

  • run the game
  • calculate scores
  • operate leaderboards
  • improve the Service
  • contact you when necessary
  • maintain security and prevent abuse

We may also use your data for closely related or compatible purposes, such as improving features or helping a future owner operate the Service in a broadly similar way.

(See the "Business Transfers" section below.)

We will never sell your personal data for commercial or marketing purposes.

No tricks, no fine print, no hidden clauses.

5. Sharing Your Data

We may share personal data with:

  • hosting providers
  • analytics providers (if enabled)
  • law enforcement if legally required

We do not sell or trade personal data.

6. Cookies

We use essential cookies to make the site function.

We may use analytics cookies; these can be controlled in your browser.

7. Data Retention & Security

We apply reasonable security measures.

We keep data only as long as needed for the Service or legal obligations.

If you delete your account, we will delete or anonymise your data within a reasonable period.

8. Your Rights

You can:

  • access your data
  • correct your data
  • request deletion
  • object to certain processing
  • withdraw consent (where applicable)

Email [email protected] to exercise any rights.

9. Children

If you're under 16, please ensure a parent or guardian knows you're participating.

If we learn we've collected data from a child without appropriate permission, we will delete it.

10. Business Transfers

If one day The Gabbattoir is sold, merged, absorbed by a national newspaper, or otherwise taken over, we may transfer your personal data to the new owner so they can continue operating the Service.

Any new owner must honour this Privacy Policy (or provide equivalent protection).

If legally required, we will notify users before any transfer.

This allows the Service to continue running seamlessly if The Gabbattoir changes hands.

11. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time.

Significant changes will be posted on the website.

12. Contact

For privacy questions, concerns or spirited cricket debates:

📧 [email protected]