The Gabbattoir

The Gabbattoir is operated by The Gabbattoir Team, an informal unincorporated group.

For all enquiries:

📧 [email protected]

You agree not to:

• hack, tamper with, or disrupt the Service;
• upload anything abusive or defamatory;
• copy, reverse-engineer, or otherwise disembowel our scoring system;
• run commercial services through the platform without permission.

We reserve the right to suspend access for misuse.

Everyone is welcome.

If you're under 16, please ensure a parent or guardian knows you're here.

The Gabbattoir is a game of skill, interpretation, judgment and weather forecasting.

We do our best to operate the game fairly, but:

• rules may evolve;
• scoring decisions are final;
• match data may sometimes lag or glitch;
• the site is not guaranteed to be online 24/7.

Everything on the site (text, rules, commentary, branding, scoring and general weirdness) belongs to The Gabbattoir Team.

You may not copy or republish material without permission.

Your predictions stay yours, but by submitting them you allow us to use them to operate and improve the game.

We try very hard, but we can't promise:

• uninterrupted service;
• error-free operation;
• perfect match data;
• eternal preservation of your hard-earned points or trophies.

To the extent permitted by law, we are not liable for loss of data, missed points, leaderboard humiliation, or any indirect or consequential losses.

Nothing excludes liability we cannot legally exclude (e.g., fraud).

We may update these Terms from time to time. Significant changes will be announced on the site.

These Terms are governed by the laws of England & Wales.

Disputes go to the courts of England & Wales.